Below are the 9 most recent journal entries recorded in wildajournal's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004
3:43 pm	If only I had a lap Shit, BLACK BLACK OCEAN played what may have been they're last show last night. It was craziness. Kids went wildafucking nuts. They may be #9 in the post but they're still #1 in our wildahearts. I was watching National Geographic the other night and I saw a wildabeast totally take out a Cheetah. It's just like I've said, you mess with the beast and you get the horns. So it's my 22nd birthday on Thursday. That makes me about 70 something in wildayears. But everyone's invited to come party with me. So if you like drinking and strip clubs feel free to hit me up. luv, wildaMIKE (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 21st, 2004
2:17 am	American wildabeasts are easy Shit, I'm so excited for my move to Seattle. I'm going to wildabone so many American Wildabeasts (I think you call them cows) on the way there. Wildabitches beware! Mating season's reached it's end and wildaMike is on the hunt. Seriously though, I gotta get out of here. All these wildabitches in Denver just won't leave me alone, cause once you go beast...you never go back. luv, wildaMIKE (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 10th, 2004
3:49 pm	Time keeps on slippin'.....slippin' The BLACK BLACK OCEAN show last night was so wildamazing!!! I couldn't help it, I had to shake my wildatail all over the dance floor. I went to town, hooves a flyin' and horns a buckin'. I even scored a little wilda-action out there, but how could you not at a show as sexy as that. It was a little scary though with all the eagles everywhere. Eagles are my sworn enemy and I make it a point not to step on anyones talons when in their presence. The 4th of July ruled!!!!!!!!! AMERICA, I wildaluv you and you definately know how to party. Watch out for those M-80's though, I almost blew my hoof off. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, July 1st, 2004
4:25 pm	Totally Stooooooooned!!!!!! It's been so long since I updated my wildajournal. I totally spaced it lately. I discovered this stuff you smoke and it gets me all high and I just start grazin' like mad, but it makes me forget all kinds of things. So much has happened lately too. First off, one of my favorite wildabros, Stephen, got wildafriggin' married. We through him a wild ass bachelor party. It got way out of hoof. I felt like I was in the jungle again. And now I'm migrating to Seattle. WILDABEAST (the band) is moving out there so I'm following too. Most of you probably haven't heard them yet but holy wildafuckinshit!!!! They lay down some of the sweetest wildaBEATS ever. Wildabeasts have never been this sexy. So now I gotta say goodbye to all my wildabros in Denver. I should probably give that babe at the zoo another steady wildabangin' before I leave too. I luv that I can move through AMERICA without fear of being devoured by the almighty lion. I just have to watch out for those fuckin' eagles. Those assholes mean business. Speaking of eagles... I'll be at Rock Island next week for the BLACK BLACK OCEAN CD Release Show!!! I usually hang in the corner so I don't snag any of the kids with my horns, so keep an eye out for me. later, wildaMIKE (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 17th, 2004
4:54 pm	ok, so I went to the wildaclinic to get checked out and it turns out I'm alright. It was just a little wildachafing. But that's the last time I go to that wildababe for action. You could definately tell she'd been passed around the herd quite a bit, so who knows what I could pick up trying to ride that hide. Not much else going on, just a little grazing, and watching the wildatube. The other day I saw some wildabeasts on the Discovery channel or something who were all dead. A whole wildafucking herd of 'em, just dead. I've been crying wildatears all night and day. Lately I've also been watching reruns of some show called Dawson's Creek in the morning. The first time it came on I tried to turn but that can be difficult with the hooves and all, so I watched it and slowly got addicted. Sure this Dawson kid can be a real douchebag, but that Joey Potter, damn...if only I wasn't a wildabeast. later, wildaMIKE (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 13th, 2004
7:11 pm	bedroom eyes and blistered wildathighs I think that little slut of a wildabeast may have passed on the wildaclap or something cause my wildaballs have been on fire ever since. Seriously kids, use protection. Who can a wildabeast turn to in times like these? Is all I know is that if I actually have something, that wildabitch is gonna get it. Hey, you mess with the beast....you get the horns! later, wildaMIKE (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 10th, 2004
2:27 pm	Wilda-action!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy wildacrap! finally some wildaluv around here. Usually, when I'm hunting for wildababes I have to look for human girls who might be down with wildabeastiality, but I heard about this place called the zoo that had actual wildabeasts!!! So I went and checked it out and I met the most gorgeous wildababe ever. It's about time too, cause my wildajunk was going crazy. She had the most beautiful horns, or as I like to call 'em, wildabars! And she definately worked out. So let's just say I gave that hide a ride and put the fever to rest. It's pretty hard being a wildabeast in AMERICA....but at least now I know where I can go to score pretty heavy with the wildababes. later, wildaMIKE (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, June 7th, 2004
3:24 am	Cheyenne!!!!!! Whew!!!! Cheyenne got way out of hoof!!! Those kids definately know how to wildaparty!!! Although, some local hillbillys tried taking me out outside the liquor store/drive thru liquor store/bar/strip club. Needless to say my wildaskills were too much for their pussy ass shotguns. I still didn't get any wilda-action so the fever's still raging. I suppose it's nothing $50 won't fix, but maybe wildabation will do the trick. later, wildaMIKE (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, June 4th, 2004
1:33 am	wildaheat Man, I just arrived in AMERICA and I've already caught wildafever. Wildabitches be swarmin'! What can I say, spring has sprung and I'm in heat. Well, maybe I'll get some wilda-action at the black black ocean show this weekend. It's gonna be wildacrazy. If I didn't already know better, I'd say those boys had a little wildabeast in their blood. I'll also be leading a stampede out to Cheyenne WY to catch them one more time before they leave for safari. Feel free to join the herd!!! later, wildaMIKE (2 Comments |Comment on this)